Okay, shall share a few LAME jokes found on the net;
wahahahah!
Answer in green;

1) What's brown and sounds like a bell? -Dung
2) What did the apple say to the orange? -Nothing, cus apples don't talk.
3) What do you call a fish with no eye? -A fsh
4) Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? -Because it has noBODY to go with
5) Why did the tomato blush? -Because it saw the salad dressing


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 哪个数位最勤劳，哪个数位最懒惰?
Ans: 2最勤劳, 1最懒惰; 因为：一不做二不休



哪一首歌的歌词里有李玟？
Ans:月亮代表我的心
因为 歌词：”李玟”我爱你有多深...



什么动物可以挂在墙上?
Ans: 海豹 (海报; Poster)



大花喜欢吃炒蛋。
小花喜欢吃煎蛋。
一天早上,她们为了早餐吃炒蛋或煎蛋而争吵。
大花:"炒蛋!"
小花:"煎蛋!"
大花:"炒蛋!"
小花:"煎蛋!"
大花:"炒!"
小花:"煎!"
...
妈妈出来喊了一句话,大花立刻抗议说: "妈妈你不公平!"
请问,妈妈说了什么?
妈妈说：不要吵(炒)

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still waiting for shark's pics! hmmmmm..

Watch this video:
Ryeowook sings Kiss Goodbye; he's got a nice vocal! ^^